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Everyone was shouting PM doesn't talk PM doesn't talk.
Bloody one day he spoked (15th august).
See the Result :-
1. Sensex fell down 700 points.
2. Doller reached 62 against Rupee.
3. Petrol reached 80
4. Onion again 80 kg..
Please guys don't ask him to talk again!!!
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BROKER: The person you trust to help you make major financial decisions. Please note the first five letters of this word spell "Broke".
BEAR: What your trade account and wallet will be when you take a flyer on that hot stock tip your secretary gave you.
BULL: What your broker uses to explain why your mutual funds tanked during the last quarter.
MARGIN: Where you scribble the latest quotes when you're supposed to be listening to your manager's presentation.
SHORT POSITION: A type of trade where, in theory, a person sells stocks he doesn't actually own. Since this also only ever works in theory, a short position is what a person usually ends up being in (i.e. "The rent, sir? Hahaha, well, I'm a little short this month.").
COMMISSION: The only reliable way to make money on the stock market, which is why your broker charges you one.
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Some facts That will Definitely Make You Feel Old:
A must must read for all age group members:
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1. Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge was released 17 years ago.
2. Windows XP was released 11 years ago, in 2001.
3. The new Millennium is more than a decade old.
4. Chetan Bhagats antics have been around for the past 8 years!
5. Pierce Brosnan last acted as James Bond 10 years ago.
6. The Delhi Metro has been running for 10 Years now.
7. Its been 11 years since 9/11
8. The Matrix came out 13 years ago, Keanu Reeves is 47 today
9. Mother Theresa and Lady Diana have been dead for 15 years.
10. Remember Jungle Book on Doordarshan? That was more than 16 years ago.
11. Macaulay Culkin is 31 today. Home Alone came out over 21 years ago.
12. Terminator 2 is 21 years old. Edward Furlong who portrayed kid John Connor is 34 now.
13. Sean Connery is 80 years old and retired.
14. The youngest Spice Girl is 35, the oldest Backstreet Boy 39, Gwen Stefani is 41, Madonna 52
15. The first Harry Potter book came out 15 years ago!
16. The first season of F.R.I.E.N.D.S was aired 17 years ago!
17. Akshay Kumar was born in 1967!
18. Arnold Schwarzenegger is older than Independent India. He was born in June 1947
19. Kids born in 1994 can legally drive, drink and vote this year.
20. Jurassic Park is older than Justin Bieber.
21. Rajiv Gandhi has been dead for 21 years.
22. Bryan Adams cult song Summer of 69? was released 27 years ago.
23. Kids whom you remember in their diapers are posting their pics on Facebook.
24. Facebook has been around for 8 years. Orkut for 10.
Fraandshipping since 2002
25. Remember the little girl from Kuch Kuch Hota Hai? She is 24 now.
26. The Maruti Zen was first introduced 20years ago....
So guys don't smile reading this.
Its high time you realize that you are getting old..older and soon you would be oldest.....
Time is flying and there is a very short life so just make every moment special and live every moment before u become history.
